A few things this sweltering morning in the delta that is DC....

It's been said many times before, but after this mornings commute I feel that I need to reiterate a few of the finer poitns of Metro travel:

1) If you are not in a hurry at 7:45 in the morning then go back to fucking bed! Stop clogging up the trains and platforms for those of us who are in a hurry.

2) If you are from Kansas DO NOT be in the Metro system during rush hour. You can buy your FBI t-shirt and hat later, stay out of the way. You don't know where you're going, you never move to the center of the train and generally you bring down my quality of life. I don't go to Topeka and ruin your morning do I? Besides, the museums don't even open until 9:00.

3) If you live or work in DC, and ride the Metro every morning you had better not be one of these dipshits who clogs up the doors to the train when the center of the car is empty. You also better not be one of the aforementioned dipshits who then gets huffy when I push past you to get to the empty center and drop my size 10 cowboy boot all over your fat fucking food. Move bitch.

On the good side of this mornings commute, I started reading Ann Coulter's How to Talk to a Liberal (If you must...). This brings me great joy. One because it's awesome, and two, because all the Libs on the train start giving me the stink-eye when they see the title and start whispering how I must be sheep slaughtering Nazi in private. The typical douchey couple on the train this morning that I overheard talking about me after they saw the book got the full treatment: I'd look up with a big shit-eating grin and stare right back at them. I'd also make sure my laughs were audible when reading lines like this, "Vermont Governor Howard Dean has been issuing diatribes against the Bush adminstration that would beat Tariq Aziz with severe menstrual cramps." (Id pg. 59, lines 1-3)
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Need some help!

I'm drawing a blank, well not a total blank, but having trouble none the less. Here is my quandary: The girl I'm dating and I want to do something tonight and originally were going to see a movie. However, we see movies all the time and want to do something fun. The problem is I can't think of anything! So far I have the following ideas:

Ice Skating at the National Gallery Sculpture Garden (http://www.digitalcity.com/washington/entertainment/venue.adp?sbid=115978243&type=details)

Laser Tag - There is a place at Bailey's Crossroads

Paint Your Own Pottery - Is there one in Arlington like this?

Anyone got any other ideas?
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It only took 5 years!

I will have this as soon as it hits the store shelves. Then I just have to wait for the other 6 seasons! From the looks of the release they plan on one season each quarter at least through 2005.


Official DVD set. Release date will be January 25, 2005. MacGyver - The Complete 1st Season 6-disc box set that features all 22 episodes from the first season. This will come in full screen 1.33:1 video format. The sound is Dolby Digital English Mono according to the studio's info sheet, and is closed captioned for the hearing impaired. The running time is 17 hours, 25 minutes. There's no information about extras.

More information: http://tvshowsondvd.com/shownews.cfm?ShowID=2149
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What was I thinking?

Although it's going to be ugly, I'm running the Marine Corps Marathon on Sunday, October 31st. The race starts at 8:30 am. I'm shooting for 10 minute miles for the first 12, after that it's anyone's guess - I just hope I finish! Keep your fingers crossed that I at least can keep control of my bodily functions...

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